there be sexy omens ahead

why are you all following this blog really?

Cy Twombly - Scenes from an Ideal Marriage (1986) - Acrylic and pencil on paper

h-a-r-p-o:

Dan Fessler’s HD Index Painting Technique let’s you paint pixel art in Photoshop in a non-destructive manner, and lets you use pretty much every tool in a perfectly pixel-gradient fashion!

The article gives you everything you need to try it out for yourself.It’s easy to set up and use, and the results are so fucking cool.

burnout-velvet:

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

burnout-velvet:

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

meet the blogger

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE

  • name: mel or Benard. calling me crow is okay
  • eye color: brown.
  • hair style/color:I dont know realy. it was more red when I was really little then got much darker so its like brown almost black but still red????
  • clothing style: cardigans and a t shirt or button down. and sweaters with a button down and regulaur jeans/pants and beat up shoes because I nwver stop wearing them.
  • best physical feature: my hair. hair once comoared to the great james dean. and my hands.especially my nails

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

  • your fears: pennies. yeah it’s stupid. seizures. things living in my house withiut my knowlege of them living there. waking up and seeing something staring at me. accidentally fatally wounding myself. I have alot of other very specific fears
  • your guilty pleasure: physical affection and being told nice things
  • ambitions for the future: owning a nice binder (it’s a small thing but it matters a great deal to me) having a big internet presence as an artist. having a decent apartment. making a successful comic book. idk I have really small ambitions. like making a really really good egg sandwich for someone

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

  • your first thoughts waking up: I don’t really know ive made it a habbit of waking up and having a clear mind.
  • what you think about most: about my artistsic skills and what I want to do with them and about maybe finding money and wanting to buy art
  • what you think about before bed: i don’t know this either I have a clear mind before bed
  • you think your best quality is: I am very good at learning things

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER? 

  • single or group dates: i have never been on a date
  • to be loved or respected: i hope of someone lives me they will respect me. like wtf is this
  • beauty or brains: brains
  • dogs or cats: how dare you

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.

  • lie: yeah. yeah I used to lie a heck lot but now I just dont cate and avoid lies
  • believe in yourself: nah
  • believe in love: okay
  • want someone: do you mean like specifically? cuz no.  generally yeah. in any way. sure

LAYER SIX: EVER?

  • been on stage: yup. I helped a friend of mine do a gangan style parady for senior class elections called presodential style. its on youtube somewhere. 
  • done drugs: Nope
  • changed who you were to fit in:no

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

  • favorite color: that ultra black that’s so pure we can only see it as grey
  • favorite animal: vultures rats dogs hyenas sharks
  • favorite game: ocorana of time

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

  • day your next birthday will be:what? the fourth of september
  • how old will you be: older than creation
  • does age matter: according to the law yes. so they must be legal. once im older they cant be below drinking age.

man. I finally finished drawing this and I dont like it. dang

wryer:

White Roses, Vincent Van Gogh (1890)

wryer:

White Roses, Vincent Van Gogh (1890)

kirbopher:

blizooka:

kirb

ADDITIONALLY

Freeza’s immediate henchmen are tropical fruits:

Kui - kiwi

Zarbon - pomelo fruit

Dodoria - durian fruit

Appule - apple

…and the Ginyu Force are dairy products!

Ginyu - gyunyu (japanese word for milk)

Jeice/Jheese - cheese (chiizu -> jiisu)

Burter/Butta - butter (baataa -> baata)

Recoome/Reacoom - cream (kuriimu -> rikuumu)

Guldo/Gurd - (yo)gurt (youguruto -> gurudo)

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch